Funny or not so funny?

Things that exist, because nobody likes them.

You must really do something about your constant nagging. You've got such a negative attitude, you known? Always criticising something. Who's gonna take all your complaints, and don't you realise, how redundant you are? You just go on and on and nobody is the wiser, as if people wouldn't get your petty little points the moment you open your mouth, but you just like to rip into them!

One for the history books.

In 2022, in an effort to raise his relevance before the midterm elections, sitting president Joe Biden went head-on after the dreaded talk show host Alex Jones and accused him of masterminding the failed attempt to overthrow the United States of America two years prior.

[In 1724 a protestant student by the name of Jan Nagórny was kidnapped and abducted to a Jesuit monastery. After enraged parents had entered and devastated the monastery, beating several Jesuits in the process, the latter pressed charges, resulting in the decapitation of 11 city officials for failing their duties and the quartering and burning of 2 protesters who were found guilty of profaning the virgin Mary - history repeating itself as farce?]